i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead.
omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston
ugh, my hair looks terrible
can we do it again i blinked
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i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
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OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY PREPARED ITSELF AND TRIED AND EVERYTHING OH MY GODS.
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stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
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you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring
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The bad thoughts come at night when I’m alone.
They seep from the shadows on the wall.
When the dust settles from the hurricane of negativity
I feel a calming sensation knowing that I am less
and less is what I will always be.
—Mozo Void (via mozovoid)
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for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications
DON’T YOU DARE
you know you secretly like it
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do you guys remember this cute video of a poodle walking on its hind legs?
well, in order for the puppy to learn this, its owner trained it by yelling, cursing, hitting, and throwing it. simply to gain internet fame.
video proof can be found here. warning: it is very hard to watch, but this puppy deserves justice.
if you’d like to act, here is a link to a petition
more people need to know the truth behind this “cute walking puppy”
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i still have this paint sample pinned in my room tbh
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